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Craigslist

Something that instills fear in the heart of a shift worker. Unnecessary work that can be done at anytime that is now needed to be completed immediately.
Wow that would have been a great night shift except we got titti fucked by Craigslist.

I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.
by CharlieSheenLookalike March 1, 2023
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Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.
Craigslist is trash
by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021
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craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way
1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!
by G7291 October 15, 2018
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Craigslister

an individual who frequently engages in transactions or other activities advertised on the website Craigslist
Marcus became an avid Craigslister after he purchased a couch for $50.00 on Craigslist.
by Craigslister-Negotiator April 18, 2015
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Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.
I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI
by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015
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Craigslist Honey

An unattractive female. A play on the fact that most of the women with "looking for sex" posts on Craigslist are not very attractive.
Bro, this party is full of craigslist honeys. I'm trying to find me an IG honey.
by BougieBandit April 16, 2015
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Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.
"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass
by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019
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