Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.
I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020
To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.
by Sabri Nation December 31, 2015
by Lil mango man July 7, 2021
a craig is a builder name so you can use it when you've done something like lifting a heavy weight.
( Like ur mom)
( Like ur mom)
by Lil mango man July 1, 2021
by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009
Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
by 234oo February 15, 2006