You could run me over and i'd still say thank you

To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.

"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."

by laurensenx August 3, 2019

The Little Shit That Could

When you have a piece of shit that takes forever to squeeze out of your bunghole. After sitting on the crapper for 10 to 15 minutes you begin to push harder and harder, saying to yourself or out loud "I think I can, I think I can." repeatedly until you finally shit it out.

He sat on the crapper for about 20 minutes, and pushed and pushed as if he was going into labor screaming "I think I can, I think I can!", until the little shit that could finally dropped into the toilet.

by Mother Fletcher January 26, 2010

Cooltastik

Avid watcher of Starsky & Hutch. Professional Dancer known for his signature "Hand-Over-Hand-Tuggo-man!" Sworn Disco Enemies with "Dancin Rick" =|D.

That is a Cooltastik Dance Move

by Starskyhtuchlolrickas November 2, 2013

Colton Leist

Colton Leist is a member of the on-air talent team of the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is an up and coming host/engineer/producer and is featured on various shows on the Bubba Army Radio internet channel and also on Twitch.tv (TheBubbaArmy). He is also the DJ for the Tampa rap group T Town G’s, performing as DJ Bottom Boy. He plays the role of “the millennial stoner with goals” - a role at which he is a natural. He currently lives with his parents, until his rap career takes off.

Colton Leist is not a cheapskate, he is just very frugal.

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

Full-Colter

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.

That dude is going full-colter! Rad!

by coloradowolf January 18, 2014

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

could care less

A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."

by sanjac1836 June 27, 2008