baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015

Just a couple of fags looking for a good time

The phrase commonly used when you and your friends get caught out blagging your way into an event or party.

Stranger at party: "Who the hell are you guys"
Guy 1: "Just a couple of fags looking for a good time bro"

by 8.97pm November 1, 2016

cobbles

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

It couple

An it couple are a super cool couple who are generally hot. People want to be this couple as they are amazing to look at.

Jack the super cool, gorgeous quater back of the football team is going out with Jenna the lead chearleader. There the new it couple!

by Katriana! November 28, 2007

Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016