Mr. Costner

The weird ass chorus teacher in middle school that is so obsessed with folding his hands, he could make an origami crane. There were rumors of him being accused for being a sex offender.

Mr. Costner's hands be like ᚠᚤᚷᚢᛏᛞᚠ7ᚢᚠ

by Checje May 25, 2020

costello

One of the best surnames going. Belonging only to those who are deemed by god the sexiest people in existence.

OMG - is that a costello?

by johnny smith-face March 24, 2009

COSTCO

A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.

Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples

by JoeDoe January 12, 2005

Costa Rica

Costa Rica is as close to a paradise as is actually possible.

I want to live and die in Costa Rica, its simply beautiful

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Costco Lunch

When one enters a grocery store in the pursuit of making a meal out of all the samples around the store. A strong indicator of a cheap ass.

John got kicked out of Safeway for having a Costco Lunch in the Deli section.

by Captain Headbutt November 14, 2007

Costanza Bed

n. kuh-stan-zuh bed : A makeshift bed made under one's office desk, often surrepticiously. Named for the episode of Seinfeld where George slept at work.

"You wanna head home for some shut-eye before the early morning release?"

"No, i've got a Costanza Bed."

by Baconcat June 18, 2008

costed

The past tense of the word "cost", for those people that just don't get it.

Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"

by x3crystal June 9, 2009