1. A type of person who's athletic, charming, and everyone loves. A great person who's impact is never negative and makes. people around them feel better.
2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.
2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.
1. Kyle has been such a Cortese lately.
2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.
2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.
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Get the cortez mug.The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
by DFinn February 24, 2009
Get the cortex mug.To be completely wasted beyond belief on some kind of toxin which may include alcohol, drugs or some other chemical.
So last night, I don't remember much, did you get boshed off your cortex? I was totally mashed off mine!
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A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
"Holy shit, that Corteezy just kicked the shit out of that Charizard!"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
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