Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

cornhole cowboy

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.

Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.

by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008

cornhole cruiser

A homosexual, one who cruises cornholes

"That guy is such a cornhole cruiser. I saw him making out with his butt-buddy before"

by cory b . June 14, 2006

Cornhole Cadet

A person who is a beginner at anal sex.

I did her up the ass. Turns out she was a cornhole cadet.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

muck a cornhole

To eat out someones butthole.

Person 1: yo have you muck her cornhole yet?
Person 2: yeah guy, I have mucked out that cornhole like 20 times, dat shit is clean!!!!
Person 1: naaww I would never muck a cornhole!

by babymomma2.0 June 9, 2011

Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.

My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.

by Blunchtable December 9, 2010