Pee'd in my cornflakes

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.

Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."

by Nathan Speirs... May 15, 2010

who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

To get the fuck outta someone's business

Fuck jimmy GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

by Savage frnchfry March 11, 2016

license from a cornflake packet

The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.

Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!

by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 04, 2011

leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 03, 2021

Cornflake

A guy that seems kinda lame but is secretly very interesting. He is so sweet and yet so misunderstood. He is an excellent kisser, very sexy and is afraid of LOVE! He sometimes has so much to say that he says nothing at all... He has no idea how much hes missed!!!!
1 strong gentle man with a lot of persistance...

PG: He's such a CORNFLAKE :)
PG2: Who??
PG: That guy over there...
PG2: Who?
PG: Jim!!!!!

by classactxoxo November 13, 2014