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Pee'd in my cornflakes

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.
Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."
by Nathan Speirs... May 16, 2010
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who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
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GET OUT OF MY CORNFLAKES

by Savage frnchfry August 1, 2016
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
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Cornflake

An unthinking or insane right-winger -- in other words, most modern right-wingers.

Cornflake can also be used as an adjective, e.g. a cornflake Trump supporter.

The term is a variation on the pejorative "snowflake". The "corn" suffix references the fact that conservatives and right-wingers typically come from red states that grow corn.

The right-wing propaganda site Breitbart launched a campaign against Kellogg's in 2016 after the company pulled their ads from the site for political reasons. The word "cornflake" as a derogatory term was first used on the Breitbart forums in that context.
Worker #1 "Did you see those cornflakes whining about the MSM?"

Worker #2 "Yeah, that Kellyanne is nuts."
by atlings March 16, 2017
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cornflakes

cereal that tastes good when they are soggy.
Anybody: cornflakes taste better when they are soggy
Somebody: I like mine dry
by notsusatall December 7, 2018
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