chicken corn cob gravy

Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.

Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!

by milmar August 8, 2003

You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

corn on the cob

A penis with poop on it from anal sex.

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.

by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021

Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”

He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”

by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020