cool beans

a synonym for "tight" used in the 80s. The phrase originally referred to hits of XTC. See :Beans

Person 1: I have to hits of E

Person 2: Cool Beans!

by Pariahking April 27, 2008

cool beans

An interjection used to express contentness. A less enthusiastic version of "Hooray".

When Sally learned she was having macaroni and cheese for dinner, her response was "cool beans".

by Jeffrey Bryan September 17, 2008

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

by Pink shadow July 1, 2016

cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

cool beans

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

by Albus October 8, 2005