Conk

A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.

"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024