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condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus
by levi_athan September 25, 2011
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congragimilations

I'm sorry that you failed your driver's test but you obviously didn't fucking deserve it.
Me: "Congragimilations, Hitler."
Hitler: "Ich bin sad."
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condad

Condad is a name you give for stuck up faggots who think they are better than everyone. They are social nobodies trying to get through life and can get no chicks.
Did you see that Conrad is trying to be cool. Ugh, he’s such a Condad
by anonbitchanon January 7, 2018
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ConDawgZ

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.
Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha
by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020
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john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.
John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.
by weirdyrandommetal1977 November 1, 2015
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Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.
A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.
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hypo homo condriac

Jim likes having flowers around but he hides it from others because he is such a hypo homo condriac
by rebelyid May 13, 2005
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