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compassionate conservatism

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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compassionate conservative

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.
by caligirldancer August 20, 2006
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Compulsive Liar

Someone who lies constantly no matter how fruitless or insignificant the lie may be. They lie about everything. Sometimes even to try and have a "cool" persona and they may or may not believe their own lies are true, like a pathological liar.
Tanner: I live in a ten story house and have 4 maids
James: ....yeah okay.
Tanner: I knocked a girl up once and I've got a baby.
James: ...I'm sure.
Tanner: I just got into a knife fight with a man that broke into my house and I wooped his ass ..but I need stiches!
James: Yeah right. Shouldn't you be in the hospital then? let me see your wound..
Tanner: Ah, man, you don't wanna see it. its pretty gross.
James: You're a compulsive Liar
by pseudonymismynamee May 30, 2009
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compassionate conservative

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
by Publius August 26, 2003
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O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.

OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D

Person: What?

OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

Person: Yeah you're right he does
by idavien May 28, 2008
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Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.
Brook: omg like, hey.

Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?

Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.

Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.

^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
by Pussy Pirate69 February 15, 2009
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Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.
Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!
by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006
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