Combat roll

A maneuver taught to some armed forces, Used in close combat. Much like a summer sault, using your shoulder as the point of impact on the ground and using forward momentum to cause a person to roll forward landing back on his or her feet.

He used a combat roll and caught the enemy by suprise and cut his throat wide open.

by Jabberjib June 11, 2008

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

combat ninja

the super secret MOS of the American Army. know only as a 99-Zulu

Ranger: Did you see that guy kill four tengos with his bare hands, then climb that wall to escape?
SF Guy: Yeah. Must be a 99 Zulu
Ranger: Holy Shit... Combat Ninja.

by Hooah-Hero December 21, 2010

compatibilitize

verb. become compatible

The new kid tried to compatibilitize with the rest of the kids at the school.

by r0chul November 10, 2006

Comcascism

Fascist behavior by monopolistic cable/internet companies.

Attempting to block perceived file-sharing programs is an an example of Comcascism.

by quaoar October 15, 2008

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.

Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.

by me, mane July 20, 2014