Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 02, 2018

Bone Cologne

Shooting your fat onto someones neck

how do you like my bone cologne

by BoneCologne February 23, 2021

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 12, 2010

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

Cologne Call

When a girl is calling a guy for a booty call.

I'm going to hit up that cute bloke I saw at the bar for a Cologne Call.

by Enlightened63043 June 07, 2018

Cologne

Another word for semen.

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”

by nctlover December 14, 2021

Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.

My Cologne illegal in nine countries.

by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021