Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of fangirls, which in itself is really creepy.
by Camnation January 5, 2007
Get the Stephen Colbert mug.The act of being stupid enough to take a pill from a clearly mal-intended Bill Cosby, who may suspiciously invite you to a party where you're the only other person, or his suite, and offer you a pill and/or drink, then force his penis into your mouth/vagina. The victim of a Cosby will most likely wake up during the ordeal, at which point they leave, realize they're alone and covered in Cosby semen, or most likely wake up to him telling them they drank too much whilst putting his pants back on.
"There was a knock at the door, and it was Cosby, who she says walked in and said he was impressed with her work and "implied that he was going to see to it that I will become a major star through his direction."
“Suddenly Cosby approached me and took out his penis, which was now in the line of my face and pressed up against it,” she said. "He took his hands and put them on the back of my head and forced his penis in my mouth, saying, ‘Have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways.’” Before walking out of the green room, Moritz recalls Cosby saying to her: "Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"
Bitch got Cosbied.
“Suddenly Cosby approached me and took out his penis, which was now in the line of my face and pressed up against it,” she said. "He took his hands and put them on the back of my head and forced his penis in my mouth, saying, ‘Have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways.’” Before walking out of the green room, Moritz recalls Cosby saying to her: "Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"
Bitch got Cosbied.
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Get the Stephen Colbert mug.Very sweet but has his emotions. Very goofy, terrible at talking/texting through phone but really sensitive. Usually a pet person. Has nice hair and usually a girlfriend. Whoever colbey ends up dating that person knows to never let him go. Great with friends and people in general. Usually hot af
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2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness
There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.
by CMurr April 12, 2006
Get the stephen colbert mug.Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.
I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."
Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"
If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.
The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.
Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"
If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.
The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.
by Cooter86 August 16, 2010
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NO LOITERING!
no zero's aloud bullshit!
gay ass dress codee!
Saturday school really?
doc spends school funds on cigs fake tans and sports cars..
starts at 7 o'clock
hang out spot at the movies and Mcalisters
you will find wannabe rednecks bi or gay emo people and stuck preppy bitches.
have teachers that smoke weed such as miss shuler.
one of the most boring places you will ever go
if you ever wanna find the football field follow the dragon paws on the streets
when on byhalia if you see something that resembles a jail its the high school.
old creepy gym teachers such as coach brock
smushed cockroaches in everywhere through out the school and the occasional live one.
if you walk into the school and its a little smelly don't worry its just the backed up sewage
unidentable school lunches
biggest trends sleeping around getting high and or drunk
know as a snoby rich kid school
fights over stupid things like lunch seats
while walking down stairs or halways you will see dip stuck to the walls and will have the lights turned off on you
if you are not forced then do not ever come to collierville you will die of boredum!
NO LOITERING!
no zero's aloud bullshit!
gay ass dress codee!
Saturday school really?
doc spends school funds on cigs fake tans and sports cars..
starts at 7 o'clock
hang out spot at the movies and Mcalisters
you will find wannabe rednecks bi or gay emo people and stuck preppy bitches.
have teachers that smoke weed such as miss shuler.
one of the most boring places you will ever go
if you ever wanna find the football field follow the dragon paws on the streets
when on byhalia if you see something that resembles a jail its the high school.
old creepy gym teachers such as coach brock
smushed cockroaches in everywhere through out the school and the occasional live one.
if you walk into the school and its a little smelly don't worry its just the backed up sewage
unidentable school lunches
biggest trends sleeping around getting high and or drunk
know as a snoby rich kid school
fights over stupid things like lunch seats
while walking down stairs or halways you will see dip stuck to the walls and will have the lights turned off on you
if you are not forced then do not ever come to collierville you will die of boredum!
collierville=shithole
by anonymus bitch :) March 27, 2009
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