Coach Z

One of the funniest character on Homestarrunner.com.

"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Sicko Coach

A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.

Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.

by YAWA May 23, 2018

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

coachundrum

The dilemma music fans face when attending any one of these large music festivals where all of one's favorite bands are playing simultaneously on different stages.

According to the schedule here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum.

by Jason Kucsma December 28, 2008

Chodacidal Maniac

A person that is addicted to giant chodes. This person will be obssessed with chodes so much to the point they would kill for a nice chode. Chodacidal maniacs have been known to harm themselves or others in search of their next chode.

Nick is such a Chodacidal Maniac that all he thinks about is little waynes chode.

by DinoDanman December 2, 2011

Coachellousy

Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.

The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.

by Kapt'n and Kitty April 12, 2013

codalingus

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.

Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.

by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013