cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Conk

The act of going to sleep so hard that you will be completely unresponsive and knocked out.

"I'm literally about to conk, it's 4:23 A.M. and I'm so tired."

by Xarcov November 23, 2023

Conk

Conk is the combination of cunt, cock, and cuck. The definition is a intersex person who likes to watch their partner get fucked.

Weinstein is a real fucking conk!

by Yaboigayrat February 28, 2020

Conk

A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context

Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.

I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020