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Clump

Clumps are a entity of the Backrooms which are a collection of human limbs. They are sentient creatures, and are hostile.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
mugGet the Clumpmug.

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps
by bighairyotter June 22, 2020
mugGet the Wittenham Clumpsmug.

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.
Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”
by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024
mugGet the clump clumpmug.

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.
Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.
by MaggNumb October 21, 2022
mugGet the Clumpedmug.

clumping

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this
by micoole October 12, 2017
mugGet the clumpingmug.

Clump

"Thats my penis you're clumping"- someone probably
by Someone_probably October 2, 2022
mugGet the Clumpmug.

Clump

a group of niners that gather because they think there the shit. They also block the hallways ALL the time.
Guy: Wow check out that clump!
Guy 2: There blocking the fucking hallway!
by 111staroasts April 19, 2016
mugGet the Clumpmug.

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