finna clump

To "finna clump" would result in releasing an eggy fart
dude i'm FINNA CLUMP - those taco's werent good
by JoseTheNooblet June 02, 2018
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Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.
That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!
by Everybody here February 12, 2008
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clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.
fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this
by micoole October 12, 2017
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Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).
"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"
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Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.
A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!
by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013
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Clump Eater

One who shows respect for only themselves and crams clumps down their throat till death
Dude my grandma died because a clump eater shot her
by Butt fridos October 03, 2019
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clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.
by Autism austin September 09, 2017
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