Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

clump

A group of males and females having sex.

At the club there was a clump in the corner.

by Nathen C October 5, 2016

mud clump

When a man cums in a woman's mouth and she spits it back into his asshole.

She really did the Mud Clump?!?!

by awahl462 April 14, 2015

Clumping Out

Crashing out or going into a fit of rage due to the opposite gender teasing you and not going all the way with you.

"dude she kept making these advances but when i wanted to do stuff, she said she did not want to....im clumping out dude"

by perception of null June 9, 2025

boob clump

Basically, boobs that look poorly rendered, 240p titties. Like, Tomb Raider on the playstation...

Damn ma, you got some boob clump going on today.

by tyslvt September 18, 2018

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024