The Bank's Closed.

When referring to kissing, denying the kiss of it's happening...

*Boy leans in for kiss*

Girl: Sorry, but the bank's closed.

by TheNewJoanRivers December 8, 2010

Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.

I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.

by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018

closed system

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate

Dude, did you make a closed system just now?

by PeachesNCream July 30, 2008

closed fist slap

A punch.

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.

by croppers July 31, 2011

closed

When something or someone is done in an annoying way

I asked blah blah to do blah blah but they didn't get it ! Closed

by 2 May 5, 2019

Bank’s Closed

A term used by college students to mean a party has been shut down,

Jessica put the vodka away. Bank’s closed.

by BrittneytheHouse August 24, 2019

closed door courage

When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.

Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.

Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.

by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017