clungeface

vaginal wetness around the uper and lower lip

WOW SMEGERY SMARNER HAS A clungeface

by AK LOVES SMEG June 17, 2009

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.

Pimp my clunge clapper

by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010

Clunge Plunderer

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

Clonecesterbation

Cloncesterbation (n.) - clone incest masturbation. The answer to the infamous question "If you made a clone and had sex with it, would it be homosexual, incest, or masturbation"

So Bruh, if I had sex my with my clone, would it be gay sex, incest, or masturbation?

Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!

by EthanOfCarrs August 10, 2016

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 5, 2017