Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.

Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!

by canadiannick April 25, 2015

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Cock blocker

Keith Erik Norwood

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl

by Yachty boat November 21, 2016

Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend

“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾

by Lol kidd February 22, 2021

Cock blocker

Sam Winchester.

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!

by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.

That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!

by carlos456 October 30, 2023