Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 26, 2021

Cling on

When a man gets out of the water so his trucks suction to his dick have showing everyone his cling on.

Oh my God did you see his cling on?!

by StangChic January 3, 2022

Clinged

When you have a absences because you are lazy

A perv has clinged

by Jack buttkick August 4, 2019

Cling Eastwood

Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.

My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!

by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches October 24, 2018

Clinge

When it's cringe and you have to laugh about it. Mix between cringe and lol

Omg so clinge hahahahh

by Lolacringe January 5, 2021

boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015