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Climate Grifter

One who uses the environmental causes for their gain or as a Trojan horse to spread their ideology to others irregardless of their beliefs or actions.
Al Gore is a multi millionaire Climate Grifter
by Amacord April 6, 2024
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Climate Changer

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.
Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?
by broseidon420 January 12, 2025
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climate-paralyzed

If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.
"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.
by felex December 12, 2022
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How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 3, 2024
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climatic event

When your body shatters into a million electrifying pieces from an orgasm.
After that climatic event, I will definitely see him again.
by NRead July 2, 2016
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climate arsonist

A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.
He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.
by mlhiss September 14, 2020
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