Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Nepalese Belly Button Cleanse

When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip

Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!

by giant dung beetle May 4, 2024

Dopamine Cleanse

Just a really fancy term for going outside more often.

A: Yoo dude, I'm on this dopamine cleanse and-
B: Soo.... you've finally started to go outside!

by cyclopentane September 26, 2022

Vaccum Cleansed

After a girl gives you a blow Job and sucks you up dry.

Your sister left me vaccum cleansed.

by SERGIN April 6, 2015

booze cleanse

Similar to Juice Cleanse but with alcohol, drank to the point where all previously eaten meals are vomited out of the body, thus cleansing it. Usually conducted during the weekend or, occasionally, during a family reunion.

Man, i guess i got too much turkey.. Might as well just booze cleanse til dessert arrives.

by vlsn September 28, 2017

cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty

Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken

by Panda lane September 20, 2017