monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003

Raptor Claw

Inserting the thumb into the vagina and four fingers into the ass and then pinching.

A) So did you give her the Shocker?
B) No, I gave her the Raptor Claw!

by MSUDelta July 27, 2009

Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.

Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!

by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021

Nigga Claws

When a preferably Black or Mixed individual refuses to cut their fingernails or toenails. And when they are all gnarled and and grown out they are usually referred to as "Nigga Claws."

Guy 1: "Man did you see that ladies toenails?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, She really had some Nigga Claws!"

by Lemon_Bass74 BLH April 26, 2011

Chaw Claw

The stains on the fingers of a person who uses chewing tobacco.

Holy crap! Did you see the chaw claw at the Jed Clampett-looking mother fucker?

I wanted to shake his hand, but I had chaw claw from the Kodiak I enjoyed earlier.

by gasman72 December 13, 2009

raw claw

The unflavored form of White Claw aka Pure Claw - taste reminiscent of pencil eraser.

Crazy Clark enjoys cracking a raw claw or two after a hard days work on the job.

by swillhard June 11, 2020

White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019