chumming

When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.

While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.

by CB.88 November 10, 2008

Chum

A gay friend; a friend who likes the sploodge.

Mike and Chance are good chums. They like to knob slob.

by pylorns January 27, 2004

Chum

The act of spraying human semen onto something or somebody.

Shit man, I was fapping and I chummed all over my teachers face!

by dnask8r46 October 4, 2009

chumming

To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.

"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."

by 'Jamin May 19, 2005

party chum

The stomach contents ejected after overindulging on alcohol.

I could support an entire ecosystem with the amount of party chum I just left in those bushes.

by MomFatale November 3, 2014

chum fume

A trendy fashion accessory for those women who get totally turned off at the last minute (precoital ignition) and require a "Back Door" method from which to withdraw discretely. The modern day "Biochemical Warfare" approach to pounding.

While at the perfume counter in her favorite department store, the young rimpodling could not help but notice the colorful FREE SAMPLE display. "Humble Him' doted the handsome salesman, is our newest product line. Oh my, that's way too expensive, she gasped. Perhaps you would care to try the generic version, "Chum fume" by Circum!

by Rono December 12, 2008

old chum

a good friend

hey old chum

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016