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Christopher 

Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
Christopher by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018

Christopher 

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.
A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!
Christopher by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020

christopher 

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!
christopher by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher 

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole
Christopher by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018

Christopher 

A really nice and kind person one of the nicest you could ever meet very loving and can be shy at times a little bit of a trouble maker and will meet a girl /boy and be very loyal to them he/she will meet them around the middle school or high school this person is very funny
Christopher oh my gosh
Christopher by Rose lynnR June 13, 2018

Christopher 

Synonymous with angel. He is amazing in every sense of the word! Everything he touches exudes awesome! He pours his heart and soul into all that he does. He excels at work, a true leader....always willing to get his hands dirty. He’s literally a genius. He’s a giver! He’s kind....he literally will give the shirt/jacket off of his back to those in need! He’s an animal lover...particularly horses and bull dogs. He is dedicated to his family and friends. He’s brutally honest! He’s loyal! He’s hilarious! Multifaceted, he aims to please! And he’s so so sexy and hot! He has beautiful mesmerizing eyes that you want to stare into all day and night while he makes sweet passionate love to you (of course he’d call it something else).
To achieve enlightenment on Earth, one must engage with a Christopher.
Christopher by NikkiJay March 25, 2019