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chris

A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.
by Darren Swan January 29, 2008
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chris

"Someone that always gets mad at a beaner in his group. But why?"

"Gets annoyed easier then most people"
Chris is a slut
by B rice with an i April 2, 2016
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chris

dude why did u make a chris joke
chris jokes aren’t funny
by quenchurthirst June 26, 2019
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chris

A cocky son of a bitch. A dude that thinks they can get a lot of girls but cant. Is attracted to booty but cant get any. Thinks of himself as a big time shot baller. Cares way to much of apperence. Tryst to act cool and popular. But will soon realize he is a wanna be.
Sam: hey have you heard of the new kid Chris?

Victoria: we hasn't hes known as the reject.
by beyonce10 April 16, 2015
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Chris Chris

A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
by Scoots McGee November 17, 2012
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Chris

A: Do you like to cuddle with him?
B: Yea, he's a Chris.
by Randombeauty465 October 4, 2014
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Chris

Chris
by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
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