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chinkeed

Similar to "chinked" just different pronunciation.
e.g the Scottish version "Chi - nk - ied"

To be out ones nut on marijuana/weed or any other derivatives.
1. "Dude, I'm sooo chinkeed, I look like Gok Wans maw."
2. "I know My mum and dad are Caucasian but srsly bro, I'm so chinkeed you couldn't tell."
by The Heftocity November 16, 2010
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Crinkle Star

Another term for someone's butthole
My crinkle star itches I need to wipe.
by Lingopronva November 10, 2014
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Chinplet

plural noun: chinplets

A person in a group of people who share a close bond from all having a double chin.
I’m a chinplet, and I’m proud of my extra chin skin.
by Chinplet March 10, 2019
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Clinkled

When a robot fucks your wife and you enjoy watching.
"I totally clinkled my husband last night, with the amazon drone. One look at those whirring copter blades made my girlhood quiver"
by OhQueso June 7, 2019
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Crinkle tinkle

Damn did she just give you the crinkle tinkle
by creamingyourkrisp October 21, 2019
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Crinklegate 2020

The crinkling of the first page of textbooks by depressed factory workers who are upset with their wages and the textbooks they make.
Notice how the first page of your textbook has a crinkle in it? That’s proof of Crinklegate 2020
by Jerry Hanks March 11, 2021
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Chinley

A village that sits between Whaley Bridge and Chapel en le Frith like a bell end between two tits. It pretends to be posh with its expensive houses and farms but really it’s full of the usual inbred crowds and moronic wannabe chavs.

The best part about it is the A6 leading away, because if nearby Stockport is better, you know it’s just woeful.

The middle aged or older are there for the appearance after inheriting everything from there parents/siblings (same people) while not actually having a pot to piss in and having no concept of the wider world.

The younger men, usually chavs eventually wonder up the road to either Ferodo or PVC for a job where they stay for life never to be seen again or are sacked for sniffing asbestos.

The younger women, upset with the lack of attention from their brothers (who are lurking around sheep) will find a boyfriend in a neighbouring town to cheat on and usually have a fanny like a punched lasagna.
Man 1: Ever been to Chinley?
Man 2: yeah, my ex is from there. She was cheating on me without a bloke who looks just like her.

Man 1: weird

Wife: What’s Chinley like?
Husband: Fucking awful. Wouldn’t stop there to take a shit.
by RabidHamster February 10, 2022
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