Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

cheeto dip

Cheeto Dip is slang for vagina

Your a Cheeto Dip

Mrs. Wilson you ever tried Cheeto Dip?

by DonkeyPuncher21 March 11, 2014

cheeto beast

Someone who is hella beast and is very good at video games

Oh look at tony the little cheeto beast ace the team.

by The_LegitMeaning19 May 30, 2017

Cheetos DNA

Circumstantial orange evidence left behind by a recent consumer of Cheetos.

John, I know you were the last one to touch the t.v. remote. It has your Cheetos DNA all over it.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 14, 2010

Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.

Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!

by rudeboyty February 11, 2015

Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.

Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!

by Ryan February 10, 2004