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Textual Chastity

The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.
I don't sext, I practice textual chastity.
by absolutelynot57 October 6, 2021
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Chastity flab

noun. A role of fat that is so large that it hangs down, covering the genitals preventing sex.
They were unable to have sex because his Chastity Flab hid his cock.
by Choadlet February 10, 2010
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chastity belt torment

When a woman/man places a stimulation device within a woman's vagina and then locks it inside of her by placing a chastity belt on her. He usually hides the key and makes her wear it all day. The result is a very wet woman who is very horny and will do anything for you to have you take the chastity belt off to remove the vibrator from her now extremely wet vaginal cavities.
Me: OMG, last night was great!

Dom: All I know is that you were with Alexis. What happened?

Me: She had wanted to be my sex slave for a day. And she wanted me to do something very naughty to her. So I decided to give her some chastity belt torment. This happened in the morning of yesterday...

Dom: So she had to have that huge Vibrator inside of her all day?

Me: Yea... She was really horny by the time she saw me again and she begged me to remove the chastity belt so I could make her come. And so after I had finished making her come with my fingers she used her magical Goddess like mouth to pleasure me...
by Goddess lover May 8, 2011
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Mexican chastity belt

A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha
My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!
by ana1rapist May 19, 2011
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Chastity 'stache

The scummiest mustache known to man than repels women faster than the dirty sanchez or the mexistache.
Greg was sporting a chastity 'stache at the party and the ladies were cringing at the sight of it.
by B. Lewis December 9, 2008
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Canadian Chastity Belt

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.
by canuks rule October 28, 2009
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Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
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