clappy humor

A style of humor in which actual humor content is irrelevant. Instead, the comedian makes cutting, witty remarks about a person, idea or movement to which both he and his audience are largely opposed, and the audience does not actually laugh, but instead applauds his wit. Clappy humor is only there to make a political point and to be clapped at; it is not supposed to be "funny" or joke-based, as mere jokes and laughter would be considered frivolous by both comedian and audience.

The Daily Show used to be hilarious, but then they got started with all the clappy humor, and it just hasn't been the same.

by Michael Andreyakovich November 23, 2007

Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Fran Chappell

A character from the BBC3 animation who used her daughters disappearence to become a celebrity.
It can also be used as a euphenism for people who try to gain personal fame off their missing child whether the child is a son or daughter e.g. Kate McCann

"Gissa job! I'll do anything! Lezza stuff, barnyard sex, anal, Ready Steady Cook, anything!" - Fran Chappell

by Adam Clarke September 18, 2007

chappin

Something that Londoners came up with instead of saying 'im cold'.

Londoner 1: Nah man you dont wanna go out der coz it is chappin innit

Londoner 2: True. True. Im shiftin off back to my yard blud.

by Kitty Purrs October 20, 2007

Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.

"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."

by T. McRae November 4, 2006

Chappellion

represents a number that is TOO big to count, but not too big to get done brilliantly.

(Named after Daytime Emmy Winner Crystal Chappell. She is returning to Days of our Lives, moving cross country AND starting a new webseries called VENICE.)

I have a Chappellion things to do this week!

by oliviagotjokes August 12, 2009

Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.

OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍

by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022