crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004

Dave Chappelle

The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.

Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.

by some random guy69 July 16, 2006

chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."

There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

chipple my whipple

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.

guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"

by ChippleMyWhippleBaby August 7, 2010

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010

Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

Capple Juice

Captain Morgan and Apple Juice

“Ay Cheney, you wanna come hang with us? We brought Capple Juice!”

by IAmDeShuah April 6, 2021