Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

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friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.

Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.

by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009

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School Chairs

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.

Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

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Paint chips

One who eats lead paint is expected to have strange behaviors like. Eating everything in their sight, saying weird things uncontrollably, and making a fool of themselves when ever they can. If you know someone with a paint chips addiction, please get them help:

"Wow why is liz so weird"

"Oh she is addicted to paint chips, I feel so bad for her."

by Paint chips July 31, 2017

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