human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 19, 2022

trapped centipede in my asshole

When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.

Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.

by Captain Lorily February 19, 2020

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence)

Fox News

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.

by Franklin Delano Roosevomit April 27, 2011

Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020

Liquid Centipede

Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.

I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.

by woahbrother June 26, 2024