CBS

Stands for Chronic Bored-ness Syndrome.Complete and utter boredom. Not yet a proven medical condition but should soon be classified as one. Affects mostly teens. And usually worsens in the months of summer vacation when you have nothing to do. Side affects may include but are not limited to excessively state the words "I'm bored" or long pauses in mid-conversation.

*online conversation among CBS sufferers*
Sk8rKid101:Hey wuts up hows ur summer goin
XxEmoxScreamoxX: heyy...n/m....its ok i guess
Sk8rKid101: mine 2
XxEmoxScreamoxX: thats cool
Sk8rKid101:yeahhh
Sk8rKid101:so............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:im bored :(
Sk8rKid101: yeahh me2
**XxEmoxScreamoxX is away**
Sk8rKid101: Damn it! CBS!
**Sk8rKid101 has signed off**.

by Samfish August 02, 2007

CB

Coffee Breath.

David: Hey Person 1, may i sniff your CB?
Person 1: No David...
David: Come on... i love the smell of CB!

by jclayandbolling September 26, 2011

CBS

crazy butt sex

If two men are looking for a good time, they can enjoy some CBS all night long

by BurnMyNotice September 24, 2009

CB

a weapon of choice to use against troy wen you get jealous; aka crowbar

Froy hacked away at Troy's skull with a cb

by Baloney August 24, 2004

cbs

Colorless
Broadcasting
System

Damn you CBS with all your white ppl shows!!

by homefry to the why May 23, 2003

CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System and a subsidiary of Viacom. Known for being a network that routinely makes bad decisions caught up by scandals and corruption. As an example, its longtime anchor, Dan Rather stepped down amid a scandal invlolving false allegations about President Bush's military tenure.

CBS sucks and actually stands for Communist Bull Shit.

by [e-mail] September 24, 2007

#cb

This weird thing that shows up whenever you text someone with a pantech phone.

Paula: Hey Jake

#CB [phone]
Jake: What's that?

Paula: I don't know a #CB

#CB [phone]

by Sparkle Dots February 08, 2014