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Stands for Chronic Bored-ness Syndrome.Complete and utter boredom. Not yet a proven medical condition but should soon be classified as one. Affects mostly teens. And usually worsens in the months of summer vacation when you have nothing to do. Side affects may include but are not limited to excessively state the words "I'm bored" or long pauses in mid-conversation.
*online conversation among CBS sufferers*
Sk8rKid101:Hey wuts up hows ur summer goin
XxEmoxScreamoxX: heyy...n/m....its ok i guess
Sk8rKid101: mine 2
XxEmoxScreamoxX: thats cool
Sk8rKid101:yeahhh
Sk8rKid101:so............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:............
XxEmoxScreamoxX:im bored :(
Sk8rKid101: yeahh me2
**XxEmoxScreamoxX is away**
Sk8rKid101: Damn it! CBS!
**Sk8rKid101 has signed off**.
by Samfish August 4, 2007
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CB

David: Hey Person 1, may i sniff your CB?
Person 1: No David...
David: Come on... i love the smell of CB!
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CB

a weapon of choice to use against troy wen you get jealous; aka crowbar
Froy hacked away at Troy's skull with a cb
by Baloney August 23, 2004
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CBS

If two men are looking for a good time, they can enjoy some CBS all night long
by BurnMyNotice September 24, 2009
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cbs

Damn you CBS with all your white ppl shows!!
by homefry to the why May 22, 2003
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CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System and a subsidiary of Viacom. Known for being a network that routinely makes bad decisions caught up by scandals and corruption. As an example, its longtime anchor, Dan Rather stepped down amid a scandal invlolving false allegations about President Bush's military tenure.
CBS sucks and actually stands for Communist Bull Shit.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 8, 2007
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CB

The way your breath smells after swallowing cum
"Oh my god, did you smell Hannah's CB? I know she just finished blowing Casey in the bathroom..."
by CB_insider May 23, 2017
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