Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process

Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam

by GirlWhoCriedOw November 24, 2009

catholic girl

every mans dream, hard to get but when you can they are usually wild and have short skirts

The catholic girls snuck out of the house.

by pdiddy April 24, 2003

Eastside Catholic

A school in Sammamish, Washington full of rich snobs willing to pay $24,000 a year for a shitty education, and horrible excuse for a Catholic School. This school also has a shit football team who thinks they're good because they have one player named G Scott. These people think that they are good but in reality they are shit especially when they play other teams in the state championship and get their asses kicked. And the only reason this school is good in sports is because they RECRUIT. These people give out academic scholarships to kids who are really dumb but are good at sports to get them to come to their school. All in all this school is full of no life liars who think they are better than everyone else.

1. You go to Eastside Catholic, you privileged no life bitch.

by JustForJokes21 December 04, 2019

Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 12, 2010

Cape Catholic

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.

Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.

by IrishChicky July 17, 2006

Catholic boy

A good boy who doesn't swear, be mean to others, and is a overall good boy. Also he is catholic. He has a clean mind protected from the devil and any outsiders will be shot on sight. You can't be gay either because it is in the bible to not be gay. Gays will be shot on sight if catholic.

Why don't you swear.
I'm a good catholic boy.

by paul/goodboy December 20, 2018

Moore Catholic

The land of the orange people. Usually seen in their natural habitat of Staten Island, they seem to congregate often in this area.

"Dude, I'm going to Moore Catholic!"
"You should go tanning or eat a lot of carrots. Otherwise the people there will eat your face."

by Shmougie May 20, 2008