canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

Canoe Fest

The gathering of mostly women at one location. The opposite of a sausage fest.

The studio audience for yesterday's Ellen show looked like a Canoe Fest!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders

I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.

by Awoody June 24, 2017

Carolee

A Carolee is the nicest person you will ever meet. She always has a smile on and puts everyone in a better mood. She is very beautiful but also very humble. She is super fun and crazy but also can be serious and have a deep conversation with you. She is so sweet and everyone loves her. You can’t know a Carolee without living her!

That Carolee sure makes me happy!

by 6244791 November 29, 2019

Candlefog

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert

"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"

by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022

chickenwire canoe

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008