Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

Canine Racist

A person who is extremely biased against certain breeds of dog.

Canine Racist should keep their hands out of housing legislation and insurance companies.

by AviBlue23 May 19, 2023

Canine's lipstick

Another name for a Dog's Red Rocket

Dude your dog got a Canine's Lipstick

by God_Of_Femboys August 9, 2021

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 22, 2019

Hairless canine

a bald dog

Omg my gay chihuahua, lacey, does not have more than 3 strands of hair on her entire body. An absolute hairless canine if I've ever seen one!!!

by Furry feline May 10, 2022

canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011