Canadian

A person who has free healthcare, smarter than a american, and a really nice person.

Me: my Canadian friend is poggers

My Freind: thank you not that smart american.

by Dumb American March 23, 2021

canadian

the best type for fucking they will always keep it sticky with their syrup and say please and thank you afterwards

Hilary Clinton likes fucking this Canadian of hers.

by cac7us November 25, 2020

canadian

literally the kindest people ever

Person1: I'm sorry

Person2: who the fuck is that

Person3: i dunno probably a canadian

by someotherbro May 27, 2018

Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.

Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....

by Make_a_wish_kid December 06, 2018

Canadians

Code word for a single person or group at a restaurant that are likely to: Not tip; Complain about the bill; Dine & Dash.

The waitress kept her eye on the Canadians for concern she would get stiffed with the bill.

by Swisher rolled tight November 09, 2020

Canadianism

A United States Political Party that's main goal is to make the united states government more like Canada's. The good parts of socialism.

Man, I wish that more people would support Canadianism.

by IllogicalBananas October 13, 2021

Canadianing

verb. An action that is indescribable except for the fact that it has Canadian origins.

Yo Bryce just went to China from Canada to show the country the art of Canadianing!

by DefinitionMatrix June 01, 2015