cake

What every woman wants.

Jane was hungry, so she got her boyfriend to make her a cake to turn her on and to satisfy her craving.

by Kara K March 19, 2008

cake

yummy satisfying goodness!!

TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!

by Shorty May 5, 2005

cake

A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.

"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"

by sedgeflower July 2, 2008

cake

a man who has to spend money on a female because he doesn't have any game.

aka cake daddy, cake momma

Stu gave all of the ATL girls leather coats for Christmas and still got no ass. What a cake.

by DGreen July 21, 2003

cake

A word used to describe a homo/fairy.

Scott: (in gay a voice) Dude Im ready to go.

James: You fucking frosted pussy ass cake, we've only been at the strip club for an hour and you want to leave?

by James January 27, 2004

cake

a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling

Tom doesn't need friends because he's a cake

by homastuh August 5, 2009

cake

a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual

NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.

OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!

by Highly Intoxicated November 28, 2007