avalanche cabinet

A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.

Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet

by angry server October 10, 2021

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Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 13, 2019

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The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos

I love locking in the locked cabinet

by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019

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Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 7, 2020

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