Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005

cabbage

Dublin/Irish slang--Means idiot,or retarded..used as a friendly slag most often.

You bleedin cabbage!!

by fitzcarraldo July 13, 2006

Cabbage

While in sex, the male inserts his penis then lifts the rest of his ballsack into the vagina, mouth, ass

Guy: I cabbaged her so hard last night.

by Captain Immy May 3, 2011

Cabbage

Similar to hoe. It usually is more skanky. Possibly comes from the word cabbage patch. Popularized by Webbie and Trina.

"Yo cabbage, get off my lever for a second, I think you broke it."

by 2pacalypse July 28, 2008

Cabbage

sweet, or savage
can be used as a term of enderment or to tell someone off

Dude, your outfit is so cabbage

by Ariel Renteria November 1, 2007

cabbage

(n)
1. what you're looking for at the end of a long night of drinking to get home safely.
2. same thing, only for the ugly girl you just picked up so she'll go home and you won't fuck her later.

shit, dude, I'm so fucked up... gimme some dough so I can get some cabbage to drop off this baggage... don't wanna end up with that shit. damn.

by r3j3ct February 23, 2005

cabbage

chron, i gotta go get a toasted sandwhich, the marijuan, i got the munchies man from the brand of can-ehh bus should have ads on the side in which lads are smoking blunts of cabbage kid patches grow and kids all laugh insist they legalize the shit

yo pass the cabbage
roll that up

by Canada December 8, 2004