canada douche

A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.

1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."

2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"

3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."

by triple j December 24, 2012

Canada's History

A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:

(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.

(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.

Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?

by wizztopizz February 9, 2010

Candace

just a freak in the sheets, lol.

Yo, ya'll need a Candace in yo lives!

by Bandace Bih December 7, 2016

Canada

The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago! gawd, why cant all people get along?!

by Canadian and proud! August 8, 2003

Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017

#candackmod

The worst mod in MQO.

Dedicated Yourstruly: look #CandackMod up in urban dictionary

by FruityLoopzz July 10, 2017

Canadaboo

Americans, who sew the Canadian flag or other explicitly Canadian displays onto their backpacks, when they travel abroad, and pretend to be Canadians. Many American liberals do this when travelling to Europe, to avoid being hated by European liberals for things like the Iraq War, where the US often drag their European allies into those wars and murder thousands of civilians. Or other American things that many Europeans often hate or look down on.

You can often spot Canadaboos in European countries like France, trying awkwardly to mimic Canadian behaviors that they saw on TV shows.

Canadaboo: Hello, I'm Canadian, eh. How aboot we grab a glass of maple syrup while playing ice hockey, and listen to some Justin Biever, eh. Oh, and I just want to say I'm soory aboot nothing.

Canadian: What the...

by Jooduk September 21, 2019