Crusty's Law

The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.

See Godwin's Law.

He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.

OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?

by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010

crusty busty

Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.

I just gave that girl a crusty busty.

by name00 March 27, 2015

crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.

I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe

by Tedaa May 15, 2016

Crusty Crate

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)

Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough

by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.

Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.

by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die

A song written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spanky ham from the animated series drawn together on Comedy Central. The Song is about the deaths of the 4 members of the Foxxy 5 which were run over by Foxxy and caused her to write a song about the event.

Foxxy: splattered cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (squishy squishy, my oh my!)
Compound fracture, punctured lung, bashed in brains! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crunchy cracky smacky wacky - all that's left
Is best friend puddin' topped with asphalt death...
Hey crashy smashy...
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy my oh my!)
Crash and die! (crashy smashy die die die!)

Crashy Smashy Die Die Die is written and sung by Foxxy Love and produced by Spank Ham

by jewproducer16 April 28, 2012