buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 5, 2003

buttmunch

Donald Trump is a buttmunch

Our new president, Donald Trump, is such a buttmunch.

by Alsonotme December 14, 2016

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin May 13, 2005

Buttmunch Border Hopper

I mixed boy with a mustache who looks slightly mexican and is a big jerk.

I know! He's a Buttmunch border hopper, that's what he is.

by rockinrollinv.v December 29, 2010

butt muncher

someone who munches on butts or eats ass

"you're a butt muncher" "alex is a butt muncher"

by gacey wacey February 18, 2022

Butt muncher

Someone who doesn’t just kiss booty, but also licks and chews on it. (Usually in a gay way).

“You’re a butt muncher lol”

by StinkySteve_theRealONE July 2, 2024