bumber

a term for fat, preferably in the ass.

damn that chicks got bumber in her lumber

by nooger December 18, 2004

bumberclut

an incredibly stupid person

you are playing fortnite and a default from your team throes a boogie bomb at you while you are in a build battle. you then call them a bumberclut

by frreddy mercury April 21, 2019

Bumber

A distorted bumper.

Skype messaging:
6:56:33 PM Person A:Its a bumber, I know
6:56:33 PM Person A: bummer*
6:56:33 PM Person A: lol
6:57:06 PM Person B: Wtf's a bumber? Lol.
6:57:56 PM Person A: a distorted bumper?
6:58:03 PM Person B: That's going on urban dictionary just for the hell of it.
6:59:24 PM Person A: YAY!

by El Rio. December 17, 2011

bumbershoot

1. When a donkey punch goes horribly wrong and you explosively shit upon your partner.

2. An umbrella.

I was about to donkey punch that bitch when I accidentally bumbershot (1) all over her braces, she sure could have used a bumbershoot (2) to hide behind.

by blank, see yes it can! March 4, 2010

Bumberclart

Adjective; To replace any possible word you wish to disguise. Alot like 'doofar' but used to cover more degradory words up.

Iain; "Have you seen that bird over there?"

Craig; "Yeah, she's got a cracking set on bumberclarts on her!"

Jackie; "Stop looking at my tits you pair of bumberclarts!"

by T666KSH January 14, 2008

Bumbernickle

A word used to define someone being a nonce who likes to suck on 2 year old boys

oi you 'bumbernickle'

by Bumberclarck January 8, 2018

Bumberhooting

Bumberhooten is a slang term created by internet users, which is defined as the act of actively deriving sexual pleasure from placing one's genital's near or within a bullet wound. A common misconception regarding committing bumberhooten is that it can be performed with deceased individuals. However, this is not true, as the term bumberheaten is used instead when referring to such circumstances, in order to reflect the "hotter" nature of performing the act with a deceased body.

I bumberhooting that man was pretty hot.
Nah man, bumberheating him will be far hotter. Let him die.

by TheGreatNatheMal August 7, 2018