Brobedience

Compliance with the Bro Code.

Dude 1: Pierson really has to work on his brobedience; I saw him trying to make a move on Jesse's girl the other night.

Dude 2: That's low...If he doesn't shape up soon, he's out of the brolationship.

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

BROTERS

fugly vagina friends

omg you have a ugly vagina too?! we're BROTERS now!

by whatislifewithoutnetflix August 6, 2015

Brocedure

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

Booted to the moon

When you hit a large jump and get sent to the moon.

Dude I was playing Dune yesterday and got booted to the moon, it was so epic!

by Kenjubb December 30, 2017

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

BroTee

A goatee as worn by a bro. Typically too thin to be considered a full goatee, as the bro in question is unable or unwilling to commit to such an act of manliness.

Chaz really needs to shave his brotee

by FireEscape December 20, 2010

broked

Derived from 'broke'.

A word often used by children which will sometimes carry on into adulthood in those who are not corrected.

"Mommy, I broked my favowite toy! Wiww yew buy me a new one?"

by Dan "Jp" October 10, 2004